Have you ever... put Malibu in a Lone Star? I know it's weird but... it kinda tastes like Sprite Remix. Hold on. I gotta rap

You and me together no that's never gonna happen
But when I think about you there's a visceral reaction
I can feel it in my skin
I can feel it in my bones
And every now and then
When you hit me on the phone
Some people always stay a middle school crush
Sometimes you gotta pick like over lust
Some people see us party and describe me as a lush
Don't give a fuck about them
Why they worried about us
Don't rush
It's a must
To take it slow
Even if I really wanna jump your bones
But then again how long have I known you?
It's the watermelon elephant in the room
Will we? Won't we?
Probably not
But until the day I die
You'll be someone I want
And every now and then
When I see you around
We'll be together holding it down
down down...

I know that us being together is a pipe dream
So I smoked up right when I woke up
So I could feel what it would be like
For us to be in love
What it would feel like for us
To be in love

I've been thinking about what it would feel like for us
If you weren't so far away and I weren't polyamorous
Just you and me getting on each other's nerves
I think we could be pretty happen on the surface
We could party and bullshit
And dance to the music
People would see and believe that we
Were the happiest couple there has ever been
We could get it in with all our friends
Every night go and do it again
You wanna do it again?
Shit, let's do it again
We could make some new friends
And go and do it again
See I was bored with them but I'm in to you
Like wife that down and live with you
But that'll be a day that we'll never see
In a place where watermelon elephants roam free
Come on

I know that us being together is a pipe dream
So I smoked up right when I woke up
So I could feel what it would be like
For us to be in love
What it would feel like for us
To be in love

The romance isn't something that we really need
I just want my friend to come dance with me
That's how it started
That's all it needs to be
But if you wanna make out
That's fine with me
I'm just eating watermelon and waiting on Armageddon
While I'm sitting on an elephant looking so fucking elegant
Speaking so fucking eloquent topics are so irrelevant
Really probably oughtta slow down but I'm hell bent
No harm meant
I'm trying to be charming
But I get a little flustered when I catch your sent
You remain so irreverent
And uh... vive-a-rant vive-a-rant viv-a-rant
Yeah, you're such a vivrant thing
And you light up the room with that smile that you bring
And I really hate to see you leave but...
I really like to watch your ass go

I know that us being together is a pipe dream
So I smoked up right when I woke up
So I could feel what it would be like
For us to be in love
What it would feel like for us
To be in love
What it would feel like for us
What it would feel like for us
What it would feel like for us
To be in love
What it would feel like for us
What it would feel like for us
What it would feel like for us
What it would feel like for us