Kinsey Grade Killers ft. Biz

by Kegels for Hegel

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This track is a collaboration between Kegels for Hegel and Biz Vicious as part of K4H's larger multimedia feature for Pastelegram (online issue #11), Sexing Up Social Theory. Coming together to explore Alfred Kinsey's writings on a sexuality gradient, K4H shows how clinical can turn sexual and Biz is, as always, DTF.

lyrics

Hook:
(Biz)
Grade A you been fucking up my Kinsey grade
I don't play. better listen when the queers say
I don't have a type but I like what you're looking like
Quit playing. You know I see you looking, right?
Grade A. Grade A. Grade.
You been fucking up my Kinsey Grade.
Grade A. Grade A. Grade.
I'll be fucking up your Kinsey Grade.

Verse 1:
(Biz)
So hot. you keep it one hunnit. Centigrade
I would never say anything meant to denigrate
We can dress up and go out on a dinner date
Give all of the homophobes something they can really hate
Hold up! skrrrr!
Sliding in your dms
Babe, I'll tumble for ya
If ya be my enbyfriend
Never been normative sticking to the regimen
Switch the gender again and again and give em the bends
Luxury ride when you on top given me skins
Say I oughtta change the I in Biz to an "e-n"
Got me hitting falsettos
Starting to sing
I go from doe to doe and hit that Kinsey scale again
Yoooo
Tell me what it look like
You free in the morning?
What about tonight?
We about to make plans in between
Imma put ya to bed and give you dopamine dreams

Hook:
(Biz)
Grade A you been fucking up my Kinsey grade
I don't play. better listen when the queers say
I don't have a type but I like what you're looking like
Quit playing. You know I see you looking, right?
Grade A. Grade A. Grade.
You been fucking up my Kinsey Grade.
Grade A. Grade A. Grade.
I'll be fucking up your Kinsey Grade.

Verse 2:
(La Doctora)
Hey hottie, let’s do an interview
I wanna get to know ya, think I could be into you
Did you know you’re on a date with a sexpert?
I’ll investigate you. Step one: take off your shirt.
Step two: I want to see you masturbate
I've been observing you, can I participate?
Explore all of the surfaces then the interiors
give you three kinds of Os tell me which one is superior
(Biz)
I seen you in the cut (chilling)
Looking hard femme (goddex)
But when I ask about you all I hear is they them (plural)
Got your head shaved. Oh you an androgyne? (Switch it up!)
Down with everything but middle fingers up to masculine
Qpocaveli. I'm back again
Bout to lay em down on they back again
Running thru it like I'm traveling
Truth be told I'm ravenous
Offer it. I'm having it.
Really tho I'm on a roll
So I been acting bad as shit

Hook:
(Biz)
Grade A you been fucking up my Kinsey grade
I don't play. better listen when the queers say
I don't have a type but I like what you're looking like
Quit playing. You know I see you looking, right?
Grade A. Grade A. Grade.
You been fucking up my Kinsey Grade.
Grade A. Grade A. Grade.
I'll be fucking up your Kinsey Grade.

Bridge:
(Biz)
You so fine. You so fine.
You so fine. You so fine.
You so fine. You so fine.
You so fine. You so fine.
You so fine. You so fine.
You so fine. You so fine.
You so fine. You so fine.
Damn!
I don't even know how you identify.

Verse 3:
(La Doctora)
Your scent in my field notes
Your cock, yeah, I rode it
Talk dirty to me
If it’s data, I’ll code it
you’re my human subject
consent is informed
you rocked me so good that
my thesis transformed
IRB approved
but only cuz I’m telling lies
here’s a surprise
let me show you what I fantasize
Now you be Dr. Kinsey
Go between my thighs
I’ll kegel for Hegel,
you know you wanna synthesize
(Biz)
Tell me that I don't look good in your lab coat
Tell me you don't wanna feel
me in the back of that throat
Tell your friends not to ask and I won't tell
That you been slip slip sliding on that Kinsey scale
It's a slippery slope
But I can show you the ropes
I can get you so good
That it feels like dope
So I think you need to think of what your goals are
Whatchu want
A fucking cookie or a gold star?

Hook:
(Biz)
Grade A you been fucking up my Kinsey grade
I don't play. better listen when the queers say
I don't have a type but I like what you're looking like
Quit playing. You know I see you looking, right?
Grade A. Grade A. Grade.
You been fucking up my Kinsey Grade.
Grade A. Grade A. Grade.
I'll be fucking up your Kinsey Grade.

credits

released December 24, 2015
Written by Biz and Kegels for Hegel
Produced by Queermo

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